This is an export of TheLetterZed's spreadsheet as of 3/20/2026, 5:18:21 PM PT.
| Item Name | Likelihood | Value (Keys) | Expected Value (Keys) | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bonus Slot | - | 0.18 - 0.20 | ||
| Texas Toast | 0.42% | 0.76 - 0.77 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| The Peacebreaker | 0.42% | 0.40 - 0.40 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Bobby Bonnet | 0.84% | 0.33 - 0.38 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| The Bare Necessities | 0.84% | 0.67 - 0.74 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| The Fiery Phoenix | 0.84% | 0.62 - 0.64 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unforgiven Glory | 0.84% | 3.19 - 3.29 | 0.03 - 0.03 |
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| Spawn Camper | 2.11% | 0.40 - 0.41 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Backbreaker's Skullcracker | 2.11% | 0.13 - 0.13 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Kapitan's Kaftan | 2.11% | 0.27 - 0.29 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Wagga Wagga Wear | 2.11% | 0.55 - 0.77 | 0.01 - 0.02 |
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| Speedy Scoundrel | 2.11% | 0.50 - 0.51 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Dynamite Abs | 2.11% | 4.08 - 4.18 | 0.09 - 0.09 |
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| Shutterbug | 6.76% | 0.16 - 0.17 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Melted Mop | 6.76% | 0.11 - 0.11 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Wanderer's Wear | 6.76% | 0.27 - 0.28 | 0.02 - 0.02 |
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| Backbreaker's Guards | 6.76% | 0.10 - 0.10 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Mediterranean Mercenary | 6.76% | 0.10 - 0.11 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Stapler's Specs | 6.76% | 0.17 - 0.17 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| The Pompous Privateer | 6.76% | 0.11 - 0.12 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| The Bottle Cap | 6.76% | 0.10 - 0.10 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Brain Interface | 6.76% | 0.26 - 0.27 | 0.02 - 0.02 |
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| Dancing Doe | 6.76% | 0.15 - 0.15 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Texas Toast | 0.07% | 2.12 - 3.63 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Peacebreaker | 0.07% | 1.45 - 1.66 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Bobby Bonnet | 0.15% | 1.03 - 1.17 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Bare Necessities | 0.15% | 1.64 - 1.81 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Fiery Phoenix | 0.15% | 2.75 - 3.34 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unforgiven Glory | 0.15% | 8.75 - 9.58 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Spawn Camper | 0.37% | 0.94 - 1.14 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Backbreaker's Skullcracker | 0.37% | 0.48 - 0.52 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Kapitan's Kaftan | 0.37% | 0.80 - 1.08 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Wagga Wagga Wear | 0.37% | 2.09 - 2.29 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Speedy Scoundrel | 0.37% | 1.13 - 1.15 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Dynamite Abs | 0.37% | 9.19 - 9.99 | 0.03 - 0.04 |
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| Strange Shutterbug | 1.19% | 0.31 - 0.32 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Melted Mop | 1.19% | 0.24 - 0.28 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Wanderer's Wear | 1.19% | 0.65 - 0.65 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Backbreaker's Guards | 1.19% | 0.28 - 0.29 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Mediterranean Mercenary | 1.19% | 0.27 - 0.28 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Stapler's Specs | 1.19% | 0.32 - 0.33 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Pompous Privateer | 1.19% | 0.27 - 0.28 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Bottle Cap | 1.19% | 0.20 - 0.29 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Brain Interface | 1.19% | 0.44 - 0.51 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Dancing Doe | 1.19% | 0.34 - 0.34 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Texas Toast | 0.00% | 89.80 - 103.27 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Peacebreaker | 0.00% | 56.23 - 64.67 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Bobby Bonnet | 0.01% | 17.31 - 48.35 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Bare Necessities | 0.01% | 24.58 - 56.04 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Backbreaker's Skullcracker | 0.08% | 6.99 - 7.89 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Shutterbug | 0.09% | 8.67 - 10.59 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Melted Mop | 0.09% | 8.67 - 10.22 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Bottle Cap | 0.09% | 9.70 - 11.44 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Brain Interface | 0.09% | 10.38 - 12.29 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Dancing Doe | 0.09% | 11.64 - 13.91 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Unusual Texas Toast | 0.00% | 42.37 - 48.73 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Peacebreaker | 0.00% | 29.76 - 34.22 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Bobby Bonnet | 0.00% | 29.24 - 117.96 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Bare Necessities | 0.00% | 15.80 - 18.17 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Backbreaker's Skullcracker | 0.0149% | 14.43 - 16.59 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Shutterbug | 0.0158% | 22.70 - 38.74 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Unusual Melted Mop | 0.0158% | 14.77 - 16.99 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Bottle Cap | 0.0158% | 22.52 - 48.73 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Unusual Brain Interface | 0.0158% | 14.78 - 29.24 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Unusual Dancing Doe | 0.0158% | 19.11 - 21.98 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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