This is an export of TheLetterZed's spreadsheet as of 3/20/2026, 5:18:22 PM PT.
| Item Name | Likelihood | Value (Keys) | Expected Value (Keys) | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apparatchik's Apparel | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Bear Necessities | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Bolshevik Biker | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Borscht Belt | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Bullet Buzz | 2.18% | 0.03 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Bunsen Brave | 2.18% | 0.04 - 0.04 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Combat Slacks | 2.18% | 0.09 - 0.09 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Eliminator's Safeguard | 2.18% | 0.08 - 0.08 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Fur-lined Fighter | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Gabe Glasses | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Gone Commando | 2.18% | 0.08 - 0.08 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Gridiron Guardian | 2.18% | 0.03 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Gym Rat | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Heavy Lifter | 2.18% | 0.21 - 0.22 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Heavy's Hockey Hair | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Heavy-Weight Champ | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Hunter Heavy | 2.18% | 0.04 - 0.04 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Katyusha | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Leftover Trap | 2.18% | 0.04 - 0.05 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Little Bear | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Mann of the House | 2.18% | 0.05 - 0.05 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Minnesota Slick | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Officer's Ushanka | 2.18% | 0.06 - 0.07 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| One-Man Army | 2.18% | 0.03 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Outdoorsman | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Rat Stompers | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Red Army Robin | 2.18% | 0.04 - 0.05 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Sammy Cap | 2.18% | 0.03 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Sandvich Safe | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Sleeveless in Siberia | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Soviet Gentleman | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Titanium Towel | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Toss-Proof Towel | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Tough Guy's Toque | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Trash Man | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Tsarboosh | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Tungsten Toque | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Tyurtlenek | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| War Goggles | 2.18% | 0.03 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Warmth Preserver | 2.18% | 0.02 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Yuri's Revenge | 2.18% | 0.03 - 0.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Apparatchik's Apparel | 0.24% | 3.84 - 3.86 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Bear Necessities | 0.24% | 3.55 - 4.06 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Bolshevik Biker | 0.24% | 1.80 - 2.40 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Borscht Belt | 0.24% | 9.32 - 10.20 | 0.02 - 0.02 |
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| Strange Bullet Buzz | 0.24% | 1.26 - 1.42 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Bunsen Brave | 0.24% | 1.21 - 1.29 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Combat Slacks | 0.24% | 7.73 - 10.07 | 0.02 - 0.02 |
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| Strange Eliminator's Safeguard | 0.24% | 1.61 - 6.82 | 0.00 - 0.02 |
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| Strange Fur-lined Fighter | 0.24% | 0.08 - 0.08 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Gabe Glasses | 0.24% | 4.96 - 5.85 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Gone Commando | 0.24% | 9.37 - 11.95 | 0.02 - 0.03 |
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| Strange Gridiron Guardian | 0.24% | 0.11 - 0.38 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Gym Rat | 0.24% | 0.16 - 1.03 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Heavy Lifter | 0.24% | 10.48 - 12.63 | 0.03 - 0.03 |
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| Strange Heavy's Hockey Hair | 0.24% | 3.51 - 3.97 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Heavy-Weight Champ | 0.24% | 0.77 - 3.04 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Hunter Heavy | 0.24% | 0.38 - 0.42 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Katyusha | 0.24% | 1.31 - 1.44 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Leftover Trap | 0.24% | 2.64 - 3.14 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Little Bear | 0.24% | 1.14 - 1.58 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Mann of the House | 0.24% | 9.02 - 9.03 | 0.02 - 0.02 |
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| Strange Minnesota Slick | 0.24% | 4.05 - 4.24 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Officer's Ushanka | 0.24% | 6.04 - 7.42 | 0.01 - 0.02 |
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| Strange One-Man Army | 0.24% | 4.65 - 4.91 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Outdoorsman | 0.24% | 0.04 - 1.22 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Rat Stompers | 0.24% | 1.67 - 1.80 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Red Army Robin | 0.24% | 8.50 - 9.39 | 0.02 - 0.02 |
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| Strange Sammy Cap | 0.24% | 2.37 - 2.38 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Sandvich Safe | 0.24% | 1.21 - 1.29 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Sleeveless in Siberia | 0.24% | 0.22 - 0.23 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Soviet Gentleman | 0.24% | 4.15 - 4.20 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Titanium Towel | 0.24% | 0.39 - 0.40 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Toss-Proof Towel | 0.24% | 0.87 - 0.88 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Tough Guy's Toque | 0.24% | 2.37 - 3.02 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Trash Man | 0.24% | 1.06 - 1.12 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Tsarboosh | 0.24% | 0.49 - 0.60 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Tungsten Toque | 0.24% | 0.24 - 0.42 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Tyurtlenek | 0.24% | 0.52 - 3.24 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Strange War Goggles | 0.24% | 3.61 - 3.85 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Strange Warmth Preserver | 0.24% | 0.77 - 0.96 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Strange Yuri's Revenge | 0.24% | 0.18 - 5.33 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Bear Necessities | 0.04% | 10.95 - 21.80 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Bullet Buzz | 0.04% | 8.90 - 11.02 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Bunsen Brave | 0.04% | 7.36 - 12.71 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Eliminator's Safeguard | 0.04% | 13.72 - 48.73 | 0.01 - 0.02 |
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| Unusual Fur-lined Fighter | 0.04% | 7.96 - 9.15 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Gridiron Guardian | 0.04% | 5.86 - 7.63 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Gym Rat | 0.04% | 7.45 - 9.66 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Katyusha | 0.04% | 7.28 - 9.75 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Minnesota Slick | 0.04% | 12.75 - 17.21 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Officer's Ushanka | 0.04% | 15.35 - 28.09 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual One-Man Army | 0.04% | 10.29 - 17.63 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Outdoorsman | 0.04% | 8.04 - 8.84 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Sammy Cap | 0.04% | 9.70 - 15.92 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Soviet Gentleman | 0.04% | 13.82 - 22.88 | 0.01 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Tough Guy's Toque | 0.04% | 10.60 - 12.71 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Trash Man | 0.04% | 9.36 - 9.75 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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| Unusual Tsarboosh | 0.04% | 7.72 - 16.94 | 0.00 - 0.01 |
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| Unusual Tungsten Toque | 0.04% | 5.75 - 7.20 | 0.00 - 0.00 |
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